Hey there! I'm glad you made it! How was your day? Oh that's good to hear. Oh yeah, I know, right? [haha] So tell me about you! Mhm, i see. Oh that's cool, I love Paris! Wow, thats all so cool; you seem really great [suggestive body language] So.........Oh? [raised eyebrow] Okay. So then what are you looking for? Oh...mmm........Gotcha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well thanks, I had a sub-par time, I won't be calling you again. Oh, glad we agree. Yes, I'll come over for sex.

tH e PRI n ciplEs o F DaTi n g:

• Positivity
----------------------------------------------> How About Hostility!



• Self-Love
-----------------------------------------------------> Engorge Instead!



• Worth and Happiness
-----------------------------------------------> Let's Try This!



• Prospective Promises
-----------------------------------------------------------> Ha! Good Luck!



• Finding Love
--------------------------------------------> Oh Look!!! We Found It!!!

i have bloomed,
but now i shall just wither away
while i wait...